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Kassen becomes a Millionaire
Subject description: Due to Google buyout.. |
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In a shocking move yesterday Google purchased electro-music.com and in one fell swoop our beloved Kassen became an instant millionaire! "Google recognizes the significance of Kassen's work and values his continued support of ChucK in the context of electro-google.com" said a Google executive.
Kassen's reply? Modest to a fault, Kassen said "As a humble ChucKist I am honored and impressed with Google's generosity. I will keep half of the reward and distribute the remainder to my fellow ChucKists who have contributed to electro-google.com."
Unavailable for further comment, Kassen was photographed by poparazzi with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a ladyfriend in the other. Scanals shall likely ensue...
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My mom always used to say: "learn ChucK and it will pay off"
I wish I had followed her advice  I would be rich by now    
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I'm starting a new business.
No no no don't laugh..
It's a device called.. ChucKilldo
It's a perfect combination of ChucK software and Dildo.
Oh perhaps we should call it massage machine, because it can be used anywhere!
With the power of opensource operating system and ChucK, we can engineer a Dildo-shaped SUBWOOFER. This dildo even have several buttons which can be realized as a HID Keyboard inside ChucK. With this, user can DIY how the low-frequency vibration of the dildo interact with the buttons.
We'd like to invite more female programmers to collaborate in this project as well. |
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Hahahaha! kij, buddy, you are out of line! WAY out of line! Good for you...
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Kassen
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| kijjaz wrote: |
It's a device called.. ChucKilldo
It's a perfect combination of ChucK software and Dildo.
Oh perhaps we should call it massage machine, because it can be used anywhere!
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Those actually exist. You do have "specialised massage devices" that react to sound. One female friend of mine bought one and we tested it with some dub-step (stop sniggering, we were clothed!). I was a bit disapointed; it only went "brrrrr" every time the bass hit, it didn't vary speed attempting to track the frequency or anything.
I'm hoping for HID-out. Not so much for masturbation but I think there would be interesting uses in force feedback, for example to have a silent metronome.
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| Oh yeah we rock. |
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OK folks, I am loathe to admit this, however I was once approached to make dildos for cows. No kidding. You can buy them. They measure the pH of the cow's um, personal parts for fertility reasons. The funny thing is the company, which shall remain anonymous, wanted a cow dildo with a radio link, preferably BlueTooth. It all made sense at the time, but we couldn't contain our laughter.
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| Inventor wrote: | | dildos for cows. |
I don't believe you, it sounds like a load of bull to me.
Thanks folks, I'll be here all month.
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Ba dm dm! It's a true fact! I swear!
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| Inventor wrote: | | Ba dm dm! It's a true fact! I swear! |
too bad it's April 1st.....
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| seraph wrote: | | Inventor wrote: | | Ba dm dm! It's a true fact! I swear! |
too bad it's April 1st..... |
Haha, you don't believe me but I know it's true! I will maintain my position on this story ad infinitum...
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